Saturday, December 12, 2009

Come with me to Ze Casba!

Brooke keeps accusing me of farting in public. It wouldn't bother me so much, except...
  1. I never fess' up to an odor I didn't commit. I believe that you should only be punished if you did the crime.
  2. She always asks me in front of no less than 3 strangers. Why would I cut-a-muffin when strangers could both hear and smell it?
  3. Even if I did, as she so tenderly puts it, "toot" I don't need an on-the-spot interrogation. True love means you recognize the odor and you help the culprit make a quick and clean getaway.
  4. We've been married for a year-and-a-half. You should recognize my signature product by now! It's insulting that you ask if I did something that clearly was not my fault!
As a result of my embarrassment I made sure the car ride home was nice and "tooty". Because I felt the punishment (being unpleasant odors) should fit the crime (hurting my delicate pride).

I love you Brooke, but just because you smell something stinky, doesn't mean it's always me!



In the words of Pepe La Pew, "You are ze corned beef to me, and I am ze cabbage to you."
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4 comments:

  1. Mo-ReenDecember 12, 2009 at 11:52 PM

    It's more embarrassing that Brooke asks that in public than that Jeff does that in public!

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  2. BrookaliciousDecember 13, 2009 at 4:50 PM

    I don't do it in public!

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  3. LaurenDecember 14, 2009 at 4:24 PM

    I think you need a fart machine Jeff so you can make farting noises in public and then loudly blame them on Brooke and ask why she didn't take her beano that day. Just an idea.

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  4. BrookaliciousDecember 14, 2009 at 4:47 PM

    I told her that the next time we're in Super Target I am going to ask her out loud if she needs more beano...Or depends because of her lack of bladder control.

    I mean, we know I'm farty, but I'm not disgusting!

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