10 - Brooke loves what she loves and doesn't need an excuse as to why she loves it. For instance Brooke glitters pumpkins, why, because it's "awesome". Brooke, I'm sorry I said your pumpkins make our house look like "Gay Vegas" I appreciate the flare your gleaming pumpkins have given our living room.
9 - I like her style. Brooke's style of dress, new found love of baking, and general interests are not only incredible and beautiful but they are also unique. I love how she expresses her individuality through her every day actions and attire.
8 - Brooke doesn't judge me for the interesting odor in our apartment. Do I have something to do with it? Totally, does she mind...Maybe a little, but she allows me to express myself through the art of
6 - Even though she refuses to watch Star Wars Episode IV - VI in succession, or spend a Saturday watching The Lord of the Rings saga. She still watches superhero themed movies with me and secretly likes them.
5 - Her laugh is so contagious there should be a vaccine.
4 - She's not afraid to use the word douche-bag in its appropriate context (i.e. Bee is such a douche-bag!)
3 - She has an endless amount of patients. Here's some examples; she doesn't get mad when I pass gas and blame it on her. She doesn't get miffed when I leave my underwear right by the bed. When I get screwed over playing Settlers, she still tries to be nice and trade with me, even though I refuse to talk to anyone.
2 - She's is quickly becoming the best baker I know.
1- She's HOT, but she also takes care of me. I love you Brooke
I know sometimes, she wishes she could do this to me. Thanks Brooke for not going all Wonder Woman on my butt when I'm being a brat.
I LOVE YOU
-El Jefe
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